Lesbian singers really make good sappy love music. When guys sing about loving a “she” it doesn’t always sound good. And when straight girls sing, its going to mostly be about a guy, which is no good.

I went to a Valentine poetry reading today after my accounting class. Some people were there because they had a desire to read poetry, some to listen to poetry, and some, like myself, for less noble reasons such as extra credit. Anyhow, I was wondering all you people that write poetry how do you do [...]

I find it ridiculous that people complain that Garry Kasprov accepted a draw on the final game of the series. He won one game, the computer (Deep Junior) won one, and the rest were draw. Still amazing, considering the fact the computer thinks about 3 million moves per second. Basically all Artificial Intelligence (AI) games [...]

Isn’t it sad in our country that millions watch the Superbowl, but not even half that number watch the State of the Union address? Yesterday I told a guy in my class, ‘I hope we get out of class early, so I can get home and watch the State of the Union address’. He asked [...]

Odd, but after using something like if(expression) so many times, even when I write it now I always put a parentheses after the if, even where it doesn’t need to be. Like in math, If f(x)=, I always put If( and then erase and correct it. Finger memory? Not sure.

I just saw a UPS truck with a letter slot on the side of it. Turning a fleet of trucks into thousands of mobile drop-off spots, that’s pretty smart. In theory. In reality, I wonder how many people ever use them, considering no one knows where the truck is going to be and when.

You and a bunch of friend are out somewhere, and the rest of the group tries to set you up with another girl/guy. They are likeable, good-looking, fun to be around, basically there is nothing wrong with them. But still you don’t want to get together with them. It just doesn’t float. It’s the minimum, [...]

I setup a Shoutcast server on askthefool.com. Jeff is the primary ‘DJ’ on it, and he calls him self “DJ CrAzYnEss” (Yes I have weird ass friends) Whatever he plays I don’t vouch for as a good song because listens to high pitched trance a lot. The link to listen to it anytime is askthefool.com/winamp. [...]

Girl Theorem 1.0 The number of hot girls in a class is inversely related to the difficulty of the class. Explanation: The harder a class is the less number of hot girls are in the class. No offense to beautiful smart girls, but this tends to hold out on the overall average. I came up [...]

I find it ridiculous that some people are upset with the fact that there are plans to rebuild the World Trade Center. Some people believe that they should make a memorial out of the whole area to everyone who lost their lives. Yes a tragedy happened but is it worth making a memorial out of [...]

Alright — like it or not, when you write for a web log, you’re blogging. Fine. Now that we’ve settled that, what do you call it when you’re reading a weblog or blog surfing? Would that be “blurfing”? Or how about “slogging”? Actually I this one is pretty applicable considering some of the blogs out [...]

What a perfect description of a display of wealth by a person who is perceived as successful, rich, intelligent and knows it: “He seemed so absorbed in calculations, pencil and notebook in hand. His clothes attracted attention, like this car and for the same reason; he wore a simple trench coat and a hat with [...]

I went to this party today with my parents where myself, my brother and another cousin of mine, seemed to be one of the few kids who had gone through puberty. “Woah what is this?” “A candle (something I can’t recall)” “You used all of this candle? I’ve never lit a candle in my life. [...]

I was playing football on the freeway today. All of a sudden when I’m about to throw the ball and this big huge 18-wheeler comes straight at me honking. I’m said to my self, “What the hell I was here first. I’m playing football get out of my way.” But this bonehead just keeps on [...]

Unless you know the history you can’t judge whether a person has self-respect or an ego.