Posts Tagged ‘Funny’

January 19th, 2003

Really not that funny

Jeff: :: currently listening to :: DJ Bolivia – So Far From Where I Want To Be.mp3 Ask 2k3: shut Ask 2k3: that shit Ask 2k3: down Jeff: geez bitch Jeff: dont hafta be so mean Jeff: to the program Jeff: its just trying to share some of its luve Jeff: hoe.

# @ 9:15am in - Comments Off
January 18th, 2003

Pretty funny

Copied from Connie’s info. “SO… i’m at Hot Topic buying a shirt and I’m using one dollar bills {i needed to get rid of them} the cashier girl looks at me and asks, “are you a dancer?” the first thing i think of is…ballet??? and then she says… ” cause you know, dancers usually pay [...]

# @ 12:51pm in - Comments Off
January 18th, 2003

Indian Remedies

Shilpa: hey wanna hear my theory on how indian remedies were invented Shilpa: i bet a long time ago, some gross american medicine got delivered to the wrong address and it ended up at the house of an indian villager Shilpa: and then the villager tried it Shilpa: and it cured his illness Shilpa: and [...]

# @ 9:25am in - Comments Off
January 18th, 2003

Waste of taxpayer money

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that could write in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface, and at temperatures from below freezing to [...]

# @ 5:21am in - Comments Off
January 16th, 2003

I’m so weird

Ask 2k3: alrightyyyyyy Ask 2k3: good night Ask 2k3: sweet dreams Ask 2k3: abbreviations are boring Ask 2k3: chocolate is good Ask 2k3: and the CIA didn’t kill Kennedy Ask 2k3: ciao I find that amusing. Don’t ask.

# @ 11:33am in - Comments Off
January 14th, 2003

For the faint of Heart

That link I had in my info couple days back http://www.blonde-chick-with-cute-pussy.com is just this: Did you really think I’d link to porn from my weblog?

# @ 8:22am in - Comments Off
January 9th, 2003

50 Things We Wish Girls Knew

Well really only 16. There were 50 orginally, but I trimmed them down. If you wan’t to see all 50 ask. We aren’t mind readers Smoking is the biggest turn off. It never hurts to work out. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an [...]

# @ 10:27am in - Comments Off
January 8th, 2003

Hot

http://www.blonde-chick-with-cute-pussy.com

# @ 10:07am in - Comments Off
December 6th, 2002

It really isn’t that funny

Jeff Lee: eyJeff Lee: AIM 3.0 Jeff Lee: is comming out Jeff Lee: nov. 11Ask 2k3: of next year?Jeff Lee: this yearJeff Lee: duhJeff Lee: AIMJeff Lee: HELLO!!!Ask 2k3: its dec 6thJeff Lee: oooJeff Lee: i meanJeff Lee: dec. 11Jeff Lee: LOLJeff Lee: u should put that on ur websiteJeff Lee: under funnyJeff Lee: i [...]

# @ 2:09am in - Comments Off
December 1st, 2002

Traffic Jam

After everyone celebrated my birthday on Thursday this is what they are going thru now

# @ 5:48am in - Comments Off
November 30th, 2002

Gulf Wars

Haha

# @ 3:34am in - Comments Off
November 28th, 2002

Almost Forgot

Email from my cousin, who is lucky enough to share my birthday. (He sent this yesterday) “I know it is one day early, but Happy Birthday. Have great one and enjoy it to the max. Take advantage and get everything you want. Remember, all of the US is taking a day off for US!” : [...]

# @ 10:58am in - Comments Off
November 18th, 2002

Econ at its best

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

# @ 12:31pm in - Comments Off
November 18th, 2002

Average == Bad

I was studying (first time since my last time) for an econ test with a girl from my class, and this test was on like elasticity and what not. Well I kept making the same mistake of using average cost instead of marginal or fixed cost to calculate things. Around the 6th time she told [...]

# @ 9:32am in - Comments Off
November 13th, 2002

Misspelling

Its Kadakia My own last name was misspelled on my own weblog. Amusing. That is what I get for coding too fast. Little over 250 unique visitors a day, and I’m the only one who noticed that after 2 months of this being online? All fixed now. I guess I’ll have to be nicer to [...]

# @ 9:08am in - Comments Off