Hat tip Adam Jorgensen.
Minneapolis, MN – Best Buy Corporation announced today that its elite arsenal of Geek Squad technical support agents will be upgrading their fleet of Geekmobiles from Volkswagen Beetles to Lamborghini Countaches in anticipation of the release of Windows Vista. Company officials determined the upgrade was necessary to preserve satisfactory response times because of the expected [...]
I’m a vegetarian. I dislike pets. No, let me rephrase more correctly, I hate pets. To this date I still don’t understand why otherwise rational people succumb to talk to animals as if they can actually understand what is being said to them. Today askthefool.com presents a highly scientific and objective analysis comparing and contrasting [...]
Drunken man busted for walking into another man’s home and cooking his pork chops
Brits Prefer Phoning Naked, No Word On Toilet Habits
My Favorite Web 2.0 application. View the page souce. Haha, now that’s original.
Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
Priceless – Police officer staring at donut stand. I only wish I could have claimed to have taken that picture.
Hilarious video of Microsoft Redesigning the iPod package. (via lawgeek)
We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights. We would first request then be distracted by a 4 hour inflight Bollywood film We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there. We talk with our hands, therefore we would [...]