I recently lost my phone — actually the more detailed reason is I ran fully clothed in the Atlantic at 4am in the morning, but that’s a different story. Yesterday, I bought the Blackberry Curve 8900. I literally went back and forth between the Curve 8900 and the Bold 9000 five to six times, and [...]

RIM’s servers went down yesterday morning and were intermittent all day. Always keep a spare fiber-optic cable with tin cans attached to each end. Take a deep breath, stretch, and count to 20. When you’re relaxed, you can throw your BlackBerry much harder. Acquire an advanced degree in telecommunications engineering, so you can decipher the [...]

I bought a JesusPhone. I like the JesusPhone. I don’t love the JesusPhone. I miss my CrackBerry. Help.