10 Reasons Indians Can’t Be Terrorists

We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
We would first request then be distracted by a 4 hour inflight Bollywood film
We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there.
We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
We would ALL want to fly the plane.
We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
We can’t keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
We would have put our country’s flag on the windshield. AND
We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.

# February 2nd, 2006 @ 12:41am in Funny

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