Archive for 2006

September 28th, 2006

Relaunched!

http://photo.askthefool.com is back. It has new pictures from my Alaska trip and a few from this year. Oxford pictures are still down as they still need pruning, date fixing, enhancing, and tagging. The main problem with them is I need to synchronize timestamps from different people’s pictures. Technical note: While my new photo gallery still [...]

September 6th, 2006

The Facebook Update

Mini-feeds have a few problems. Not because people don’t like them and not because of the privacy issues it raises. Facebook has been tracking this relational data for years now, and this new feature is merely making that information available to its users. Facebook has a good enough product that people will use it regardless [...]

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June 20th, 2006

Geek Squad Upgrades to Lamborghinis in Anticipation of Vista

Minneapolis, MN – Best Buy Corporation announced today that its elite arsenal of Geek Squad technical support agents will be upgrading their fleet of Geekmobiles from Volkswagen Beetles to Lamborghini Countaches in anticipation of the release of Windows Vista. Company officials determined the upgrade was necessary to preserve satisfactory response times because of the expected [...]

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May 30th, 2006

Sold

The GTI is sold. It’s the end of a chapter. I’ll miss it.

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May 30th, 2006

1942.. err, 2006

I’ve been meaning to write this story for couple weeks, but I never got around to it. Here goes: On my drive back home from Bloomington I had to pass through the mountains. Roughly 10 miles before entering the Rockies a blue R32 with darkly tinted windows pulls up next to me. For those you [...]

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May 5th, 2006

No JOINs

I’ve removed every use of the JOIN function when making queries to my database which powers my photoGallery after reading Cal Henderson’s presentation from 2004 on how flickr works. Instead of using JOINs I now use multiple copies of data, and a lot more SELECTs. Performance went up nearly 6 fold and the resources used [...]

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May 4th, 2006

Statistical machine translation live

How google does translation for Chinese and Arabic.

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May 4th, 2006

Superman Returns

Superman Returns Trailer

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May 4th, 2006

How to hold your breath for nine minutes

How to hold your breath for nine minutes?

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May 4th, 2006

Google Really Is Evil

Google Really Is Evil – I’m doing the quest too and I thought the EXACT same thing when it started.

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April 23rd, 2006

Why A

Why is the alphabet ordered as it is?

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April 23rd, 2006

Less Emphasis on the Good Review

Less Emphasis on the Good Review

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April 23rd, 2006

Evolution of NetFlix Mailers

Evolution of NetFlix Mailers

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April 23rd, 2006

HIPerWall

The HIPerWall at the University of California, Irvine is a giant monitor made from 50 30-inch Apple Cinema Displays.

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April 23rd, 2006

Fake Coke

What do they use in the movies when you see people snorting cocaine? – Powdered sugar, baking powder, powdered milk, soy baby formula, or Ovaltine.

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