What is a poem? It has to have incomprehensible words, impenetrable meaning and intricate rhyme and rhythm, must be very serious, and have no connection to real life. It’s usually some sad, depressing story on life, love, or faith in bullshit that people preach that can’t be proven. More over, assholes write sad poetry which [...]
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid [...]
Nitrous (NOS) is like a really hot girl with STD’s, you know you want to hit it but you’re afraid of the consequences. Owning a car and not taking it to the track is like having a supermodel wife and never making love.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful [...]
I recently found about this. Been using it for the past few months, and it works out a lot cheaper then anything else. There is a 5% rebate on all Shell Gas if you use thier MasterCard. I use my AAdvantage for everything except gas, and use the Shell MasterCard for gas. Works out cheaper [...]
Since I’m most likely going to IU, a family friend (who lives in Indiana) forwared this to me: Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. "Vacation" means going to Kings Island for the week end. You measure distance in hours. You know several people who [...]
After months of negotiation with the authorities, a Talmudist from Odessa was granted permission to visit Moscow. He boarded the train and found an empty seat. At the next stop a young man got on and sat next to him. The scholar looked at the young man and thought: This fellow doesn’t look like a [...]
Maybe I’m just easily amused. Maybe not. Continue reading if you are above the age of 18 and don’t have a problem with vulgar!
Last year, there were bills introduced calling for the reinstatement of the military draft. Today there are rumors citing that after the elections, the draft will most likely be reinstated regardless of what political party wins. I consider the term “draft” a far more cheery word for the truth: military draft is government confiscation of [...]
Over the years, a few people have criticized me for “selling” software I’ve made. I’m a strong advocate of capitalism, have always been, always will be, so feel free to take this with a grain of salt if you must. The gist of others people argument is that scripts/programs I’ve create, rely on “open source” [...]
We recently bought a glass dining table and I’ve been working primarily on it wirelessly via the laptop. Apart from it being way too warm upstairs (as I’m sure I’ve complained too many of you) I’ve always liked glass tables. Give a modern, stylistic feel. Well moving on to the point. I got tired of [...]
Much thanks for Shivani for helping me tons on this, but here is the essay. —- Describe a book, play, composition, poem, scientific discovery, technical achievement, myth, historic event or work of art that has inspired and intrigued you. You can assume we are familiar with the plot and details; instead, tell us what it [...]