Went with the guys to see Anchorman. Definitely in the top 10 funny movies of all time. Memorable quotes from the movie…
Veronica Corningstone : Mr. Burgundy, I am a professional and I’d appreciate it if you stopped acting like a baby!
Ron Burgundy : I’m not a baby, I’m a MAN, I am an ANCHORMAN!
Veronica Corningstone : You, Ron, are a BIG, FAT JOKE!
Ron Burgundy : I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun. That’s what kind of man I am. Your just a woman with a brain a third the size of us men. It’s science.
Ron Burgundy : [to dog] You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
Ron Burgundy : I’m in a glass case of emotion!
Ron Burgundy : You stay classy, San Diego. I’m Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken : Dammit! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
Ron Burgundy : [Ron's dog barks at him] You know I don’t speak Spanish.
Bartender : You know, times they are a changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you’ve got to change
Ron Burgundy : What? I’m sorry, where you speaking? No, I don’t speak Spanish.
Brian Fantana : Don’t get me wrong, I love the ladies, but they don’t belong in the newsroom!
Champ Kind : It is anchorMAN, not anchorLADY!
Brick Tamland : I don’t know what we’re yelling about!
Ron Burgundy : The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it “San Diego”, which in German means “whale’s vagina”.
Veronica Corningstone : No, I don’t think that is what it means. No, it doesn’t mean that.
Ron Burgundy : I don’t know. I was just trying to impress you. I don’t think anyone knows what it means anymore. The translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone : Doesn’t it mean “Saint Diego”?
Ron Burgundy : …No. No, that isn’t it.
Veronica Corningstone : No, I’m pretty sure that’s what it means.
Ron Burgundy : Agree to disagree.
Ron Burgundy : I’m going to punch you in the ovary, right in the babymaker.
Ron Burgundy : [after jumping into the grizzly bear pit at the San Diego Zoo] I immediately regret this decision.
Ron Burgundy : Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Ron Burgundy : I don’t know.
Veronica Corningstone : Are you trying to tell me that there’s a party in your pants and that I’m invited?
Ron Burgundy : [Ron Burgundy and Champ Kind making prank phone calls to Veronica Corningstone] This is your doctor… you’re knocked up.
Brian Fantana : [speaking of a musk] They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time.
Ron Burgundy : …That doesn’t make any sense, Brian.
Veronica Corningstone : …and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop…
Brick Tamland : Cough. Look over here. Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone : Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland : I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone : Excuse me?
Brick Tamland : [struggling] The… party. With the… with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone : Brick, are you saying that there’s a party in your pants and that I’m invited?
Brick Tamland : That’s it.
Veronica Corningstone : Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland : No! Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone : Okay. No. I don’t want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland : Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland : All right. Lets go.
[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]
Brick Tamland : It’s all right! I’m all right!
[subtitled conversation between Ron's dog Baxter and an attacking bear]
Baxter: Leave these humans alone. They mean you no harm.
Bear: We Bears are a proud race. They must pay for their transgression.
Baxter: On my journey I met one of your kind. His name was Katow-jo. We became friends.
Bear: Katow-jo is my cousin. From now on, you will be known as Baxter, Friend to Bears. Go in peace.
Baxter: I will spread tales of your compassion.
Ron Burgundy : You stay classy, San Diego.