[After I woke up at 7:30 PM and distinguished the two Joe's on the floor as White Joe and Black Joe:]
Joe Sunder: You scare all the girls away with your racist and vampire tendencies.
Scott Schubert: I’ve never seen an actor make Keanu Reeves look like a fucking genius… Thanks Paul Walker.
Greg: “What the worst thing about seeing the Colts winning? You have to wait till next Sunday to see them win again.”
Greg: “Motherfucker”.
Tony: “Yeah, I did your mother last night”.
Ashutosh: “Is she hot?”
Scott: “Don’t really know.”
Ashutosh: “Well, just down a couple 20 ouncers and everyone is hot”
Martin goes into his room with a guy. Closes the door.
Ashutosh: (whispers) “Martin, make sure you use a condom”
Ask 2k3: can you write php, make C++ backends, and use CSS?
Rupal: wut the fuck
Rupal: i can write a c+ paper
Anonymous: – jesus christ my moms a n00b
Anonymous: – she walked into my room and asked what i was doing and i told her i was burning CDs
Anonymous: – she was like do you want me to open a window so u have ventilation?
Jeff: i dont think anyone could take yoda seriously
Jeff: if he was purple
“If real life was like Hindi Movie: then a emotional tear shedding speech by Kofi Annan would melt the hearts of the Iraqis and the Americans and both sides would forive and forget everytihng that has happened. All the differences would suddenly vanish and the Iraqi “terrorists” and the US soldiers would gather in one of Saddam’s former palaces, wear fancy clothes and dance in sync to Mahi Ve. ”
Anonymous: what is like the maximum possible breast size?
Ask 2k3: Ehh?
Anonymous: this is merely academic
Ask 2k3: questions like that are why the internet exists. ask google
Anonymous: wow
Anonymous: there’s a G?
Neil wants to send file Kal Ho Na Ho – Heartbeat.mp3 (12:53:06 AM).
Neil (12:53:12 AM): best indian song ever written.
Neil (12:53:15 AM): (doesn’t have words in it)