No, this isn’t a morbid entry, a cry for help, or a political jab. It’s actually a quote from the PHP documentation for custom error handling. Specifically: “Also note that it is your responsibility to die() if necessary.” A little creative writing never hurt anyone, well, except perhaps in this instance.

Now that I’m on a college network and using iTunes with sharing enabled I’m always prompted “users are connected” when I try to quit. I don’t care and quit, but I’m usually curious to know who is connected to my iTunes. So after Googling a bit and coming up with nothing I tried some old [...]

What is a poem? It has to have incomprehensible words, impenetrable meaning and intricate rhyme and rhythm, must be very serious, and have no connection to real life. It’s usually some sad, depressing story on life, love, or faith in bullshit that people preach that can’t be proven. More over, assholes write sad poetry which [...]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid [...]