Indiana Humor

Since I’m most likely going to IU, a family friend (who lives in Indiana) forwared this to me:

  1. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
  2. "Vacation" means going to Kings Island for the week end.
  3. You measure distance in hours.
  4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
  5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
  6. You use a down comforter in the summer.
  7. Your grandparents drive @ 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a blizzard without flinching.
  8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
  9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
  10. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, beer, fish, > mushrooms, corn and berries.
  11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend/wife knows how to use them.
  12. You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over his snowsuit.
  13. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
  14. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.

Alright, it wasn’t that funny.

# May 28th, 2004 @ 11:44pm in