Since I’m most likely going to IU, a family friend (who lives in Indiana) forwared this to me:
- Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
- "Vacation" means going to Kings Island for the week end.
- You measure distance in hours.
- You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
- You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
- You use a down comforter in the summer.
- Your grandparents drive @ 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a blizzard without flinching.
- You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
- You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
- You think of the major food groups as deer meat, beer, fish, > mushrooms, corn and berries.
- You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend/wife knows how to use them.
- You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over his snowsuit.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
- You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.
Alright, it wasn’t that funny.