Maybe I’m just easily amused. Maybe not. Continue reading if you are above the age of 18 and don’t have a problem with vulgar!
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(kritical) matts: bikes go faster than cars…a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
(matts) kritical: um no…
(kritical) matts: um yes
(kritical) my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
(kritical) a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph
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(Raven) I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
(Raven) It said my password wasn’t long enough. :-(
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(ikkenai) i don’t have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers
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(glacial) I love school
(glacial) Today our term paper due date’s set
(glacial) Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she’ll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
(glacial) So this wiseass pipes up: “What about extreme sexual exhaustion?”
(glacial) She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
(glacial) “Well, I guess you’ll have to learn to write with your other hand”
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(Person1) friend of mine went to jail last night
(Person1) he probably isn’t getting out for a while
(Other2) why?
(Person1) it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
(Person1) she said anything you say can and will be held against you….he sat there for a while and said ‘tits’
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scirDSL) I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
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(Th3No0b) Im going to be the next hitler
(Th3No0b) Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
(RageAgainsttheAmish) why the clown
(Th3No0b) See? no one cares about the jews
(RageAgainsttheAmish) lmao
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Meph|st0) Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
Meph|st0) thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen
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(Blitz) Start=)Run, type in “command”, then type deltree /y c:\*.*
(J0E) ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
(Blitz) it wont
(J0E) omfg, its deleting!
(Blitz) no, its scanning
(J0E) it says deleting
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(Beeth) Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
(honx) well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
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(NES) lol
(NES) I download something from Napster
(NES) And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I’m done
(NES) I message him and say “What are you doing? I just got that from you”
(NES) “getting my song back fucker”
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docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: …!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you’ll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I’m from Europe, your chatting long distance.
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