Come on, dude, I know you. There is no way you sat through “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” on an airplane. Between the hissing headphones, the small screen and that tall guy in front of you there are far too many obstacles for you to have struggled through for a movie so unbelievably bad. Why don’t you just admit it, you rented it.
Not to mention that saying you saw it on a plane is hardly even a valid excuse at this point. Did someone glue the headphones to your head? I don’t care if you had a fourteen-hour flight to Australia, there is no reason you should be watching such an embarrassment of a movie. I mean really, Kate Hudson? And at any point, while you were watching that rancid trash, did you happen to ask yourself what in God’s name you were doing sitting on your couch watching a movie with Matthew McConaughey in it? And don’t change your tune now and tell me some girl dragged you to it because I happen to know you haven’t had a date, let alone a girlfriend who forces you to watch terrible movies, since well before “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” came out.
Just admit it, you were lonely and you went to the video store and thought to yourself ” ‘How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days’ can’t be that bad. It made like a million dollars and, hey, lots of girls liked it so maybe if one of them brings it up I can sheepishly admit that I saw it maybe they will think it’s kind of cute and endearing.” I know, we’ve all been there, man. Well, not all of us, but certainly some people have. Well, maybe just a few losers, but I assure you that you are not alone.
You know I will always be your friend no matter what. You can trust me. Just tell me you saw “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” on purpose. It’s ok. I saw it, too.