Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

CNN.com – Microsoft apologizes for NY decals. Microsoft apologizes for MSN decals they littered all over New York City (hundreds of them) and gets slapped with a $50 fine. With $40 billion in the bank (and a $300 million budget for marketing MSN 8), I’m sure that will serve as a great deterrent.

Moscow Gas Debacle Leaves Putin Unscathed What Paul Quinn-Judge, the TIME’s Moscow bureau chief makes perfect sense. You can’t compare the Chechens rebels to the Al-Queda. It certainly is terrorism however; the Chechens have a specific motive, while the Al-Queda do not. The Chechens even though the demands were outrageous were specific, not just something [...]

Why are people so obsessed with making their cars look like they’re faster than they really are? They go all out and buy new rims, tint their windows, add fins, paint stripes on their car. You drive a shitty car, deal with it. What’s the point of dumping all this cash into modifications when it [...]

Saw this link in someones profile so I decided to comment: Another idiotic lawsuit has been filed against McDonald’s, this time by two overweight girls. “Kids just can’t resist those happy meals, says one adviser on the case.” I can’t resist the force of gravity either. Luckily I’m smart enough not to throw my self [...]

I was paying bills by Credit card on Friday for my parents when I thought of a pretty weird idea. Most of you who either have a credit card or seen one know that credit cards have holograms on them for authenticity purposes and what not. A hologram is really a flattened version of a [...]

I just got back from a party with bunch of my friends and family celebrating the Indian New Year. It was really fun. I once again busted out my mad “dancing skills”, just like always for those who have seen me “dance” : ) I made a Rangoli. For those that don’t know what that [...]

Really it does, and its amazing how you remember some stuff, and don’t other.

“Sometimes I like to clean the shower while I’m in the shower. It makes me feel like I’m returning a favor.”

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Did anything for you? My dad is doing a project around 40 miles from where I live and the stupid environmentalists claimed that there were a rare species of fly’s living in the grass on the land. My ass. Who cares about the stupid fly’s. Are a couple hundred flies worth stopping a huge project? [...]

Jim: 2omorrow is kiss your lover day. If you send this to 15 people in the next half hour and your crush will kiss you tomorrow. But if not your crush will never like you. SO GET SENDING!!!!!!!! Jim sent me this spam message, so just out of spite I did it. And matter of [...]

Jeff: we eccentric Jeff: thats the word Ask 2k3: im listening to arabic music that i dont even understand Ask 2k3: and am chatting to you Ask 2k3: about fobs and fags — Don’t know why I found that amusing. Just is : )

If I think about it I wouldn’t call my self a master of any of the languages/apps I use for everything I do. If you asked me off the top of my head how do you do this, I could give you the logic, but not the syntax. But then on the other hand, if [...]

Got tired of putting it in my AIM profile, so here are the links. The game only opens if you have AIM installed, and are online because it requires the AIM Today window. Brain Game – Top Scores There is a timer. If you don’t click the correct thing in two seconds you auto lose. [...]